

Guide to Sues: TragicusMaryus SulutisTragicusGuide to Sues: Tragicus
Overview
The Maryus SulutisTragicus is, perhaps, the most common and one of the most irritating Mary Sues, simply because they invade any type of society and completely kill it by constantly trying to focus it on her and her sad and tragic life. The best way to go about describing a Tragicus is "Tragically Cursed and Forever Tormented by their Tragic Past which is Tragic." Anyone normal seems boring in comparison to her life. These are the Sues that have names like "Raven" (or Rave) "Archer" and "Ara", and will constantly talk about her horrific past. Many sues will have tragic pasts


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Thank you to the Field Guide to the Birds of North America/The Universal Mary Sue litmus test/RP forums for inspiration.
Introduction
At least nine documented subspecies of the Mary Sue inhabit the earth, each one more formidable than the last. This may not be an impressive number to a Sue Novice, but be advised that underestimating a Maryus sulutis would be the worst thing said novice could do.
Sue-hunting, taken up by only the most foolish and courageous individuals, is a rare pastime. Women who attempt to outsmart the Sue only find themselves feeling frustrated to the poi


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After I recovered from the incident with Sexy Roys wife, I decided I had to know more about what I encountered. I went to the local expert, Barbara, who didnt seem too surprised to see me. Naturally, the town had heard about the truth of Sexy Roys wife, and while I was getting the evil eye from all the men, the women looked at me with a new level of respect. Barbara was no different, and she made me tell my story several times over before I finally asked her if she could tell me more.
So you want to know more abou
White Stork

Hot or NotI tapped my nails on my desk and checked my email. Again. Nothing new since I had checked four minutes ago.Hot or Not
I was bored.
I sang to myself in time to my tapping fingers. Bored, bo-bored, ba-ba-bored, bored, BORED.
I checked my email again. One new message! spam from that stupid Hot or Not website. I opened it anyway. Hell, there might be something entertaining in there.
Well, the email was boring, but I did get a very fun idea. I raised my
Kitties

SpatAnother culinary triumph, Princess.Spat
Hmph.
Can you repeat that?
Do you have fun mocking me? Honestly No, dont give me that look. I mean, really, do you get some kinda kick out of my pain?
Everyone needs a hobby, babe.
Fuck you.
Was that a proposition? Weve got some time before we head over to Vespiras. Well, if we want to be fashionably late, anyway. Hardy har har, Philip. &nb
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Salutations, my dear mentor!
You've been here more than a year??
*looks at watchers list and laughs*
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"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." -John Milton
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don't put it off
~~PROCRASTINATE NOW~~
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